Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama mocked his opponent Sen. John McCain today for not being able to deal with the financial crisis and Friday night's debate at the same time.  Obama stated, "Americans want a President who can do two things at once. Democrats have always exhibited this ability.  President Clinton was able to deal with foreign leaders on the phone while getting a blow job at the same time.  That is the kind of President we need.  It was nothing for me to attend Jeremiah Wright's church on Sunday morning, and then attend a board meeting with William Ayres in the afternoon.  Community organizers are accustomed to this type of pressure.  If only my opponent could do the same.  Don't be fooled by Sen. McCain's military heroics.  Sure, he could fly combat missions in a Navy fighter plane, but was he also organizing movie night at the officer's club at the same time?  I don't think so."  Obama also let it be known that he intends to chew gum during the debate do demonstrate what he is talking about.